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September 16, 2014 / 282,445 notes

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

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tippingtimeless:

OMG
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memebuscemi:

memebuscemi:

apparantly soulja boy made a song about kony amazing

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wastery:

Me :

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(Source: wastery)

September 16, 2014 / 174,122 notes
me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
next day: *everything fucks up*

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automatically:

when someone tries to flirt with bae

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incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

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tkyle:

me accepting the ice bucket challenge

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you

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Anonymous said: What's your major in college?

morosity:

stress

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