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senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

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donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

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slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

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deerpong:

I’m crying real tears rn
Anonymous said: cLEM IS WHITE BTW

clemisnotwhite:

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If that’s what helps you sleep at night.

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scottishshortbread:

kmykmykmy:

Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.

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Hufflepuff wins

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