there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
google is great because you can ask something really obvious and nobody has to know
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.
I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry
Those days where you feel like the other 4 members of Maroon 5
there are actually 6 people in maroon 5
this really only drives my point home harder
Please don’t tell girls “The boy who’s picking on you actually just likes you”
Even if it’s true, you shouldn’t teach girls to respect that sort of affection.
And you should definitely not teach boys that expressing their attraction to women through violence and disrespect is ok.
i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life
DO YOU EVER JUST
GET JEALOUS SO EASILY
THAT PERSON IS MINE
DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU